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張韶涵與高凌風

演藝圈大哥大高凌風先生曾經說過,
                                                                               
隨著年紀的增長,欣賞女性的部位會漸漸地下移。
                                                                               
最年輕者,最會對面貌品頭論足一番,
                                                                               
逐漸,下移至雙峰、腰身、翹臀、大腿小腿,
                                                                               
最成熟者,則會迷戀於女性的雙足。
                                                                               
我從前對此相當不解,
                                                                               
若僅耽溺於腰身、腿部甚至於足部,
                                                                               
那不是很容易被「背殺」嗎?
                                                                                
                                                                               
背殺這個字相信起源於背影殺手這個名詞,
                                                                               
後來轉為動詞用,
                                                                               
意思是指在於身後觀看玲瓏有致的女性,往其面前一站,
  
卻發現是其貌不揚,
                                                                               
最是遺憾。
                                                                                
                                                                               
隨著年紀漸長,對於人生的體悟多了之後,
                                                                               
才領略這個欣賞女性觀點的箇中三昧。
                                                                               
以往少不更事時容易認為世界為二分,
                                                                               
非黑即白,非善即惡,眼中容不下一粒沙。
                                                                               
但是經年累月的歷練後才懂得什麼是妥協,什麼是trade off。
                                                                               
世界上有許多小奸小惡,有許多貪嗔癡,有太多不完美,
                                                                               
需要去被容忍、被諒解、去妥協,
                                                                               
這樣路才能走的長遠。
                                                                               
不需要什麼事情都斤斤計較,能當作不知道的,就當作不知道,
  
難得糊塗。
                                                                                
                                                                               
若是每個在身後望去玲瓏有致的正妹,
                                                                               
都非得要繞到正面再瞧它一瞧的話,
                                                                               
人生過的就不那麼快樂、那麼寫意了。
                                                                                
                                                                               
所以,
                                                                               
雖然姣好的臉龐最易隨著年華老去,
                                                                               
再來,雙峰會受不了地心引力下垂,
                                                                               
腰身會變成水桶狀,翹臀會變成皺巴巴,
                                                                               
越下面的部位越不易隨著歲月改變。
                                                                               
望望小腿、望望雙足,自己再幻想搭配著名模的臉蛋身材,
                                                                               
這樣放眼望去處處都是美女,每人都是正妹,
  
自己不是就快樂地生活在正妹群中嗎?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 文選‧東方朔‧答客難:「水至清則無魚,人至察則無徒。」
                                                                               
 若是把正妹每一個都細細檢查的話,世上就沒有正妹了。
   
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