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乳頭何罪?

文醜: 貶敵抬己,其法有三。
                                                                               
      其一,敵將初勝者,貶己方武將魯莽。
                                                                               
      其二,敵將多勝者,貶己方軍師擇地失當,氣候預測錯誤
                                                                               
      其三,敵將常勝者,貶敵方將領 「有勇無謀」 。
                                                                                                                                                               
士兵紛紜:   "常勝者被貶為有勇無謀,那不正是呂將軍的傳聞嗎"
                                                                                
                    "這道理果真絕妙"
                                                                               
                    "對,如果不是這樣,士氣便會崩潰了"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
最近有個感想。
                                                                               
看beauty版的感想。
                                                                               
                                                                               
有一篇文章,可能近一個月前看的,文章被版主刪掉了。
  
因為推文中的連結是18禁。
                                                                               
文章主要是放了兩張圖上來,有一群年紀小小的女生,
                                                                               
在一個類似旅館的房間裡面自拍。
                                                                               
發文者上來問當中一位戴著假髮的可愛女生的相簿。
                                                                               
(beauty板往往也是詢人板)
                                                                               
                                                                               
後來推文的人就破梗了。
                                                                               
那是流出的一系列套圖。
                                                                               
小女生們或許是到溫泉旅館開party,興致一來大家脫個精光一起泡湯,
                                                                               
並且拍照留念。
                                                                               
也不知道為何,或許姊妹們失和,或許數位相機拿到黑心的商店去修理,
                                                                               
這些私密照到後來就在網路上熱烈地流傳著。
  
  
那個照片中的可愛女生長的真不錯,
                                                                               
可愛的臉龐,皮膚白晰。
                                                                               
在一群女孩中,會讓人多看幾眼。
                                                                               
只是,噬血的鄉民們不樂見如此。
                                                                               
                                                                               
所以推文中出現了:「乳頭太黑」,是敗筆。
                                                                               
                                                                               
乳頭何罪?
                                                                               
平常宅男們連與現實中的女性牽牽小手、一起出遊都覺得臉紅心跳了,
                                                                               
而現在卻在批評一輩子可能都看不到的乳頭太黑?
                                                                               
                                                                               
話說回來李安的新電影「色戒」的女主角湯唯在戲中精湛的演出令人激賞。
                                                                               
並且與朝偉大膽的床戲更勾勒出理智與情慾之間的掙扎。
  
但沒想到最後不著重於評論湯唯的演技如何,傳達的意境對不對,
                                                                               
整體的造型打扮是否合宜?
                                                                               
還是回到了那個問題:「乳頭太黑,不似大學女生」。
                                                                               
搞的媒體們還要謹慎地請出專科醫師來解釋:「乳頭顏色的深淺與性經驗的多寡無關」。
                                                                               
                                                                               
我仿照<士氣論>做了一篇<乳頭論>:
                                                                               
(註:op是重複被發表上來的意思)
                                                                               
貶敵抬己,其法有三:
                                                                               
當正妹第一次op時,貶鄉民大驚小怪。
                                                                               
當正妹第二次op時,貶鄉民見識淺薄。
                                                                               
當正妹常常被op時,貶正妹乳頭太黑、腋毛沒刮。
  
  
謝謝收看。
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